ice hockey

a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Doug Larson: "Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."

by Goalberg June 19, 2006

hockey puck

a reall really short and really really fat dick

thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".

by allhailyogurt May 19, 2003

Hockey Fag

A person who plays hockey, and also engages in homosexual acts.

John wants to watch me eat a Chipotle burrito, he's such a hockey fag.

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith October 30, 2006

boot hockey

A mixture of soccer, basketball, bordenball, and rugby in which you must kick a tennis ball into a net (often the space between two hats) past a goalie to score, as in soccer. If the ball is caught (either from a bounce or from bringing it off the ground with your feet) you can run three to five steps depending on the rules before you have to drop it or throw it to a team mate. Almost always played with no rules full body contact. The unofficial national sport of Canada's elementary schools.

Timmy! Let's eat snot then go play boot hockey on lunch!
Okay Jimmy! But don't let Ms. Bitchowsky see us play or she'll send us into detention!!

by burningpeaches May 31, 2006

hockey glove

A term used to describe the pungent smell of a musty vagina

"Damn...when I pulled her panties off; the stank hit me like an old hockey glove"

by canadien bacon October 9, 2003

field hockey

Some sport no one really knows about! girls run around in skirts trying to not get caught with their fouls! so much fun! Lets you feel free, especially when you hit the ball for a hard shot to the goal!

Tegan's bomb at field hockey!

by this is just my sport April 2, 2004

Field Hockey

Field Hockey is the worst sport ever. You hit a lacrosse ball with some sticks that look like penises or cherry pipes. It is a direct rip off of hockey. I would rather watch WNBA than field hockey. I have more fun playing floor hockey in P.E. than thinking about floor hockey.

*having sex*
Normal person- Hay babe tell me more about yourself
Girl- Well I play field hockey
*Man pulls out and walks down the street to the bridge naked, then shoots himself in the head and falls in the water for having sex with a field hockey chick*

by Breezy@Blacjac May 31, 2019