by Sorainbowgoth December 22, 2021
Slang conversational term. describing for a one upper. Used to describe a person's inflatable ego, which needs to constantly be refilled.
Ah jeez, there's that Dan from Tom and Don's Irregular Cell Phone Emporium, don't let him talk to you. He's got a real leaky ego and won't shut up.
by DocH February 17, 2022
A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."
Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
Buying merchandise or any item just to feel like your with cool crowd, but you don't have money and just waste it when you can.
Tyler really wanted that limited edition sneaker Jay-Z has, so he ended up ego buying the same expensive sneaker even though he doesn't have money to eventually pay for it.
by theryanc0la February 15, 2024
Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 05, 2021
That middle aged guy frothing milk has game ego bad because he's Commander III in The Ultimate Galaxy and that's why he's smiling and looking satisfied with himself, even tho he's making $10 an hour and his 18 year old boss just yelled at him.
by JessicaWalters April 20, 2021