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when the pizza roles r done

a way of telling someone “it’s never gonna happen.”
boy: i like you
girl: i’ll like you back when the pizza roles r done
by Poop McButt April 21, 2019
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when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.
1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet
by philip nader April 22, 2008
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One Time When Fuck You

A Phrase You Use If You're Telling A Story And Get Interrupted Or Just At Random Times So They Think You're Gonna Tell Them A Story But Instead They A Get A Fuck You
You : Hey One Time When I Was Riding My Electric Scooter And ..

Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..

You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : One Time When Fuck You

Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One
by Lmfao 😄 May 8, 2014
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the eye that weeps when most pleased

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.
"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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Stop me when I lie

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.
Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
by michaelray703 September 26, 2008
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You Know You're Cool When

Used as an expression when someone does something so randomly stupid its funny. its sort of like, the action is the word after the "u know ur cool when" so "u know when ur cool when (you've peed in a can)"
guy:i just peed in a can
girl:You know you're cool when
by the coolest guy November 8, 2006
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