well dipping

The action of putting ones nuts into a vagina, instead of using the shaft.

I went well dipping with my buddy last night.

by Itchmynuts December 21, 2017

charlie wells

A very over weight man with no muscle strength.

Very unhealthy and found eating cookies with a little kid

Charlie wells stop eating cookies

by Charlie wells January 12, 2018

Well gone

Drunk, passed mental state in which one is unable to think.

Mike “are you okay”
Nathan “nah I’m well gone”

by Webster’sDictionary2018 October 15, 2018

Not well hotel

Feeling sick after a night of drinking

I went out drinking last night, am not well hotel today

by Elephante77 December 07, 2020

shartesian well

a manhole cover that oozes sewage

The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.

by KylerLaird February 18, 2021

Well that’s depressing

When something or someone ruins your happiness.

When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
“Well that’s depressing”

by Casual peanut April 11, 2019

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

by lilhellian January 14, 2010