Weeki Rage

A rare form of road rage, said to originate from Weeki Wachee, Florida. Proclaimed by locals as an incurable disease and is believed to be a form of "Zombism". Traditional symptoms include:

1) Foul Language, with excessive use of four letter words.
2) Ocular Bleeding or Discharge.
3) Head trauma, likely from self inflicted blunt impact with individual's dashboard and/or steering panel.

In some extreme cases individuals may experience uncontrolled use of projectile feces, erections lasting as long as 3 hours from infection time, spontaneous combustion and brain aneurysm resulting in death.

Also referred to as: Wachee Rage, Severe Acute Road Rage Disorder.

Michael wasn't accustomed to driving in Florida, being that he is from Long Island, New York. While in most locations driving he experienced road rage, his condition declined while driving through Weeki Wachee. His autopsy revealed he suffered from Weeki Rage, his unfortunate cause of death.

by jrscag July 17, 2009

Weekend Banana

Dick for the weekend/one night stand

Oh hey babe, want some of my weekend banana?

by Fortnite_epicman October 28, 2019

Weekend

Weekend is a word often used to describe something as being fully epic. It comes from the idea that the weekend is the best part of the week. And so if something is also "weekend" then it is also matches that level of greatness.

"Wow, that girl is so weekend!"
"I saw that band last night, it was weekend!"
"Having sex with her was weekend"

by Sourrys June 12, 2020

5 week shadow

The patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let's hope not)first begins shaving.

The long, half whispy, half stubbly patches of a five week shadow are unsightly, but hardly seem worth shaving off.

"Damn dude you got some serious 5 week shadow! When you gonna clean that patchy shit up?"

"I dunno man. I was thinking in a week or two it'd be worth shaving"

by Skinzzz October 18, 2008

Pre-weekend wasted

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

Crack Weezy

Crack Weezy is the name derived from Crackle, as in Snap, Crackle, and Pop as in Rice Krispies. It was shortened to Crack to make clear of the subject's habits. Weezy was added to the name to signify the exercise induced asthma that causes the subject to weeze when running. Certain things can help this weezing, however, such as lined softball fields.
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.

Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub

Get 'er done crack weezy!
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy

by The Towering Inferno October 7, 2009

Six Weekses

The plural of six weeks, a common time period in which grades are reported.

In my school, there are six six weekses.

by Jellis360 February 4, 2010