The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.
Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.
Guy 1: Word.
Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.
Guy 1: Word.
by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009
Get the fanny weaselmug. by nick meyer November 16, 2007
Get the bus weaselmug. One who does very sneaky or sly things under peoples noses goes against the moral code of society. Can be categorized by a snitch scope, beak, talons, hooves. Another word to disguise Jew to cover up for dropping those hard js. Swiper from Dora the Explorer
That little snitchweasel stole my shoes he left his snitch weasel talons on the scene of the crime.
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope
by MyGute December 15, 2010
Get the Snitch weaselmug. A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017
Get the suck weaselmug. by Steamy June 24, 2016
Get the Steamy weaselmug. A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.
Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".
by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023
Get the arse-weaselmug. by The one and only haevyn March 19, 2021
Get the Dick weaselmug.