by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019
by Tiger612 September 15, 2023
That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
by Little Nigel November 21, 2024
Someone who despite flu symptoms, tiredness, and being cursed with Freckles GETS ON THE INTELLECTUAL GRIND; particularly at a public school
“That chick over there skipped class just cause her brothers sick, not an academic weapon if you ask me.”
by Flumper42 January 23, 2024
A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 04, 2019
I am a MonStar Weapon, and if Jeffree Star, Lady Gaga, and Semi Precious Weapons were all in one room with me, I think I would die of sheer excitement.
by JustMyCrazySelf November 13, 2010
by LexiTheKnight January 26, 2024