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Walrus

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.
That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.
by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017
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walrus

walruses r kuul. they are mystical and no body knows their orgin.
wow that walrus is kuul
i know man
by notarielfountain May 6, 2018
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walrus

To grind on, or dry hump someone as if you were a walrus rolling down onto a mate.
Walrus me baby
Ben walrused me in bed yesterday
I love walrusing other people
by kenna_christie June 26, 2016
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Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.
"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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good walrus

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.
by Poo hesda January 30, 2017
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walrus

fat animal or insult to fat kid.
you are a walrus. the zish ate a walrus.
by AJAX 33 April 8, 2020
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Epic walrus

A man who is loved and hated by the community he was bitten by a radioactive walrus and now is the youtube epic walrus some teacher love him while others don’t he is a simple man but not a simp man he loves gaming and memes his YouTube channel is dormant and he loves his homies except for texkz he can go and die he will stop at nothing to beat the boss get the girl or cockslap the homies his best friends or the boiz are 6ishop Kevin and your mom
Texkz : your garbage talk to me when you have 100 subs

Everyone : stfu texkz that’s why no one like you

6ishop: that’s why your clips suck

Acid : ha ha loser l’s
Epic walrus : thanks guys I really love you
by Surlaw cipe March 16, 2020
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