well-buffed

When one is not sober, but not intoxicated enough to be drunk.

He's well-buffed, he's had a few beers.

by R.D. Cal August 20, 2008

spree-wells

The stupid ass rims that get yo ass busted fo drugs. Bitch, dey wuddunt mine.

My homy left some ice in my fly escalade. Then I got butt-raped by a large inmate.

by the donkey September 3, 2003

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

by lilhellian January 14, 2010

timmy'd into a well

the act of losing touch or other words getting lost "falling into a well." of anti social-ness.

disappearing for a few days that by only one or a little few people is recognized.

boy:how is mike?
girl: i dont know.
boy: how come?
girl: i didnt talk to him today, he could have timmy'd into a well

by ~dreamer-artistain October 24, 2010

Well received

In 2020 "well received" became the approved formal reply in an email to replace the previously ubiquitous "got it" or "copy." As with most multi-syllabic pretentious-sounding corporate jargon, this reply indicates the recipient hates you, their job, this task you sent them, and wants nothing more than to pawn the task to the next shift. Friendly relationship exchanges continue to use text messaging and the term "got it" as this indicates a much more likely chance your request was indeed received and acknowledged. When "well received" is combined with "circle back" in the same email you have been secretly told to GFY.

This email is well received and I will circle back shortly to close the loop on this critical action item.

by MoreRooster March 20, 2022

progressive wells

Well drinks served at a bar that become progressively more expensive as the day marches on.

Well drinks are 50 cents starting at 9 pm. Every half hour the price goes up by 25 cents. Progressive Wells.

by WhoCaresMrBean October 9, 2013

darn well

Euphemism of "damn well", meaning very well

Girl: What's happening today?
Boy: You darn well now what's happening.

by autismgirl123 March 13, 2019