Piece Watching

When you catch someone looking at your penis while your urinating.

"Hey man, wtf why were you piece watching?"

by NiggaWhatTheFuckOMGWTF May 26, 2009

Hug Watch

When family stealthily watches their relative and a member of the opposite sex from the house windows to see what type of hug or the length of a hug given at the tend of a supposed "date".

The act of siblings watching through windows to count the seconds of a hug to determine the seriousness of an upcoming relationship.

Mama - "What, no hug? We were on hug watch for the last five minutes trying to figure things out between you two."

Sister - "I was on hug watch last night and her hug was 7 seconds and had a sway to it, I think they are getting serious."

by Warrior for Christ August 29, 2010

Blind Watching

Watching a movie without knowing the description.

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.

by tarttator August 22, 2019

white watch

The preverbal wrist watch that white people wear so that they can live by the mantra "Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable"

Damn, John must be wearing his white watch. He's always making a big deal of how he's 20 minutes early to work

by bitbumble September 20, 2013

Watching the clouds

When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.

My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.

by R.Kelly55 March 26, 2021

rage watching

When a Show or Event is exceedingly interesting, but also frustrating to the point you often end up angry or yelling at the Screen or Stage.

I hated this one character of the show SO MUCH, that I ended up 'Rage Watching' the whole series in hopes that he died.

by SageJacsonE February 13, 2017

community watch

A program in neighborhoods where people take turns or keep an eye out on one another's houses.

Community watch is a program in communities that gives Karen the right to call the cops on you for breaking into your own house. "Can you believe Karen called the cops after I told her to pick up her dog's poop out of my yard."

by johnny4llen October 6, 2021