Verulam Vampire

AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.

"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"

by dbnnightwatcher February 21, 2014

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Prostate vampire

When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.

Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!

by Sick_lil_me September 06, 2019

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The act of preforming oral sex on a memeber of the female gender, while she is on her period.

Guy 1: I just went down on my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Why is there blood all over your mouth?

Guy 1: It was Vampiric Cunnilingus

by Sgwaggle July 02, 2017

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Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices

I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet

by Jono523 August 20, 2013

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a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.

"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."

by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021

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It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower

Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.

by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017

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When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.

“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”

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