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Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.
by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013
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vacation dick

A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.
Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
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by Momentual Grief Process June 17, 2016
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vacation elbow

A temporary medical condition that effects Father’s while on vacation. Typical triggered by loud noises or repeated blows to the seat back. When this malady Occurs the fraternal elbow engages in a manner which generally strikes the person sitting behind them in the car, train, plane or ship.
My vacation elbow was acting up when I had to drive from New York to Florida. Now both my kids have black eyes.
by Darryl Cartrip June 7, 2019
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vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.
Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.
by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016
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fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.
"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."
by jarniwan October 29, 2023
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vacation outfit

an outfit bought weeks or months in advance to only be worn for the first time on vacation. most likely to dressy or trendy for the enviroment they will be wearing it in.
"Did you see that girls outfit? She's a little over dressed for Flordia isnt she?"

"Must be a vacation outfit, shes probably been saving it for a while."
by TinaRW June 16, 2008
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state vacation

Serving time in jail, prison, or any correctional facility.
My guys doing a little state vacation right now. He’ll be back soon.
by It don’t matter December 13, 2018
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