Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.

by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.

This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.

by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016

vacation dick

The "How Stella Got Her Grove Back" dick. The kind of dick that is provided by a large Samoan. As opposed to Boyfriend Dick.

Man, vacation dick , amIright?

by Mongolian Threat Singer June 8, 2016

vacation dick

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.

"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"

by Summeriscomingeventually June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.

Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!

by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )

My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!

by They are my balls June 7, 2016