Telemarketer: Hello I’m calling about your extended car insurance
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 24 HOUR SNIPER TARGET!!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 24 HOUR SNIPER TARGET!!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
by Mechanist December 12, 2019
Get the 24 hour sniper target mug.The level of alcoholic intoxication that lies between tipsy and drunk. In this state, one has the ability to maintain control of themselves, but are still able to have great fun. You can tell that somebody is tugged if they are talking more than usual, maybe slurring some words, and have slight trouble walking in a straight line.
-Originally coined by the great Tim L, with Tim K as his witness
-Originally coined by the great Tim L, with Tim K as his witness
Tim K - Hey man hows it goin
Tim L - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim K - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
Tim L - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim K - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
by TimK and TimL December 9, 2008
Get the tugged mug.The level of alcoholic intoxication that lies between tipsy and drunk. In this state, one has the ability to maintain control of themselves, but are still able to have great fun. You can tell that somebody is tugged if they are talking more than usual, maybe slurring some words, and have slight trouble walking in a straight line.
-Originally coined by the great Tim, with the other Tim as his witness
-Originally coined by the great Tim, with the other Tim as his witness
Tim # 1 - Hey man hows it goin
Tim # 2 - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim # 1 - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
Tim # 2 - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim # 1 - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
by 2 Tims December 12, 2008
Get the tugged mug.A hybrid of the words "nature" and "nurture", signifying an understanding of human behaviour based on both, and an appreciation of the complex inter-relationship of both concepts.
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Get the nu-ture mug.contrary to popular belief, Target is not a bad place to shop and/or work. They pay me more than any of my friends make at thier jobs, and i always walk out knowing that i had a good, productive day, that i would have otherwise spent on my ass. the one problem I have is that they have recently cracked down on thier minor policy, and if we work one minute after 8 hours, we get yelled at. pay is good, atmosphere is good, its a clean store. superior to wal-mart in every conceivable way. the people there are amazing, and everyone is nice. more upscale than wal-mart, but prices that are not even close to high.
by thephman November 8, 2006
Get the target mug.Stammer fra engelsk ("tripping"). Å ture er å ha en midlertidig alternativ virkelighetsoppfatning i form av for eksempel å oppleve hallisunasjoner eller andre effekter knyttet til bruk av psykedeliske rusmidler.
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Kid 1: Dude I'm just under so much stress, I don't know what to do.
Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?
Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?
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