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Triple Charlie Tango

A yearly canoe/kayak trip taken down the majestic Cedar Creek in cedar jungles in the Kingdom of New Jeruz. This is not a regular canoe/kayak trip, this is trip where a group of specially chosen salty derelicts kick the ever loving shit out of their livers whilst a smile and grin are ever present. Physical Fighting your group members is often tolerated and sabotage of watercraft is encouraged. Insults and drunken humor are the only means of communication with this surly bunch.At the end of this day nobody says goodbye and there is little or no speaking whilst leaving the rendezvous point until the next year.
Last year I got so lit at Triple Charlie Tango, I woke up next to a shaved pig, I didn't even notice that I was staring into mirror.
by King Jeruz July 28, 2019
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Triple Hado

Like a Donkey Punch but with 3 hands
I triple hado'd her last night she didnt even wake up
by General dea7h August 2, 2019
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Triple-Double

Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.
The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.
by stall2 October 25, 2019
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Triple Goose

The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.
Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose
by NJB/JAP February 22, 2021
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Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021
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Triple Cripple

A 3s team in World of Warcraft where the entire purpose is to annoy the enemy team by focusing on movement impairing affects.
Oh no, it's that triple cripple team again. Last game with these guys lasted 15 minutes.
by Vaanx May 5, 2021
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Triple sword style

Person 1 “I was going triple sword style last night
Person 2 “oh you guys were watching one piece
Person 1 “nah we were gay fuckin”
by Prhrbrnrhd June 30, 2021
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