by BUTYOURVOICEISHOTSAM June 6, 2021
Get the Trackl mug.One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.
Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!
by Stick42 November 19, 2006
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when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.
Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.
She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.
She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.
by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010
Get the Grassy Tracks mug.Catchet Track "kâht-chêt" (noun): A catchy ratchet song. Usually a ratchet is on the hook of the song. A song wherein one cannot undoubtedly deny that the song is tasteless, repetitive, and has a blatant disregard for the integrity of women...yet they will still shake their asses in the club just because it has a catchy tune.
(See urban dictionary for ratchet).
(See urban dictionary for ratchet).
Ex: Uncle Luke made most of the Catchet Tracks of the 90's. Make It Rain by Travis Porter is an example of a Catchet Track for 2011.
by SoulLoop March 30, 2011
Get the Catchet Track mug.The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's
by Alan Johnson June 17, 2015
Get the slazenger trackies mug.Someone who tracks the outfit your wore either the day before or in the same week.
Origin: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Origin: Curb Your Enthusiasm
by pmcmanner December 8, 2017
Get the Outfit-Tracker mug.New Track mainly said by LIL SHANK (SoundCloud Rapper) When he announces a new song coming out,
Lil Shank is one of the best new soundcloud artist right now.
When shank says "New track" sometimes it take a while for that track to drop,
But never the less LIL SHANK will be signed next
Lil Shank is one of the best new soundcloud artist right now.
When shank says "New track" sometimes it take a while for that track to drop,
But never the less LIL SHANK will be signed next
by Shank's Manager November 14, 2018
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