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Todd

Usually Todd is spending his time creating 3d printed art. He's the type to post about cars that he has and or likes. He loves being with his child(ren). He is always willing to say what's on his mind. He loves eating cookie dough!! He doesn't care about what people think at all.
Person: "Who is Todd?"
Friend: "My dad.. duh"
Person: "Ohhhhhhh."
by TMRS March 22, 2021
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todd is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
girl 1: todd has a massive cock
todd: the ladies love me, i got mucles and i got a big willy
by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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Todd Ryan

A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"

"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."

"He's friends with you on Facebook."

"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"

"I don't know why you're having me make that call."

"....."

"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
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Todd-maggedon

A todd-maggedon would occur if there were 3 or more toddlers in Buzzfeed Multiplayer and Kelsey impicciche's 100 baby challenge. Todd-maggedon is not a real word in the dictionary but this is urban dictionary so it's ok. Subscribe to my Youtube Channel That_One_Boi
"Turns out we were heading for full-blown todd-maggedon in Sims 4" A lyric from "I Had 100 Babies (In Sims 4) By Kelsey Impicciche.
by That_One_BoiYT April 11, 2021
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rowan todd

a beautiful girl who is a bit sensitive has good humour small pretty personality hates when people are selfish
hi do You know rowan todd.?
yes of course she is the prettiest girl and the most unique of course I know her
by haydo milkoin May 13, 2021
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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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