Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry

Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom

by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022

Walrus

being socially, relationally, and personally awkward. also being annoying in anyway shape or form or to look like a reatarded cat. someone that is awkward in every way, shape, and form.
because walruses, walrus', walrusi... are all together weird and awkward. everything from their look to their sound.

Hey did you see that speech, bro that kid is such a total walrus!!

Lmfao, yeahh he was being a freaking walrus for real!

by XTeenahXD December 25, 2010

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!

Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.

by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018

walrus

walruses are also one of the best anti-doggith animals. they were the tanksinsteins and also were very good at attacking the doggiths with there tusks. they were the best counter to the wilderbeest because of there size. Walruses are definitely top 3 best anti-doggith animals.

pigeon - yo walrus i scouted them wilderbeest go fuck there dads up.

walrus - sure cah, ill fuck there dads up

walrus are the best

by DWN November 16, 2021

Walrus

The act of simultaneously hitting two vaporizer units, usually 510 thread vapes, which resemble the tusks of a walrus. Walruses are often taken by those who are willing to sacrifice certain qualities of life for the transient paralysis resulting from a monstrous, chimera-like hit from two different cartridges. The terminology originated from the NYC thc cartridge scene, roughly estimated to be around Spring/Summer of 2017, used in various stoner and marijuana progressive movement circles.

Yo pass me your pen, I'm gonna do a walrus
Bet I'm gonna walrus after you, this is blue dream

by Alduin_Jot August 31, 2021

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014