ski hag

the old bitch at the ski lodge whos tring to get a peice of ass from you the 18 year old kid how just broke his rist, dont do it you will get crabs
by adam schott March 15, 2005
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Boo Hag

To loaf about, in pajamas, slippers, etc., on a day that a person could or should be more productive but, instead chooses to relax, and shirk responsibility. To purposely spend the entire day looking as if you just awoke. This is what it means to boo hag, or to be a boo hag.



Dion spent the entire weekend dressed in only a bathrobe , dirty tee shirt, and slippers. He ate cereal out of the box, chatted on the phone, and became a serious boo hag.

Peter Gibbons, played by actor Ron Livingston in 1999's "Office Space" is a perfect example of a boo hag; as is, Jeffrey Lebowski, aka,'The Dude', in the Coen brothers film "The Big Lebowski".

Dressed in pj's, bathrobe, and slippers, these two characters waste time, while looking terribly relaxed when they should seem more concerned about their circumstances.
by aeromancer13 December 18, 2008
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Toothless hag

When you have a terrible case of swampass and your anus becomes fiercly irritated and red.
"Dude, I went to the gym this morning and I didn't take a shower, and I could barely walk because I got the toothless hag."
by Shaniquiwaa July 01, 2008
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Fag Hag Mag

also known as FHM; an abbreviation for Fag Hag Magnet

see: fag hag

a gay man with the right combination of looks, style and humor to attract significant attention from the Fag Hag crowd
A 39-year-old woman who is sexually frustrated nearly suffocates a twink with her overly pronounced cleavage. Her friends rush over to offer their presence at cuddling and decorating parties.

This twink could be referred to as a Fag Hag Mag, or FHM.
by vava_blacksheep August 18, 2011
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fat fag hag

by homie March 21, 2003
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heinous horror hag

a woman who is so ugly that you are required to be the age of 18 to look at otherwise a severe shitting of the pants will occur
paul: "have you seen that ugly bitch over there?"
john: "yeah, what a heinous horror hag"
by ickle sidney moose May 22, 2006
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shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun
just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
by jamma-dee September 03, 2006
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