lashes Thursday

Every Thursday girls/guys wear false eyelashes!

person: “why arent you wearing lashes?”
friend: “was i supposed to?”

person: “well duh its lashes thursday!”

by obsessedwitmyself April 25, 2022

thursday lurday

A confusing attempt to create a rhyme out of the word "Thursday", used to describe an event in which one gets high on a Thursday night, rather than on the weekend.

"Billy, it's only Thursday, how could you be getting high right now?"
"thursday lurday lol"

by flishfricker May 1, 2025

Flannel Thursday

The best day of the week to wear your favorite flannel shirt.

Hey bro, you gonna wear your blue flannel on Flannel Thursday this week?

by ElloMaytee December 12, 2018

Get a significant other thursday

In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.

“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”

by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019

Thursday

Used to describe any situation to confuse others on what's your opinion.

In a conversation:
-My dad left me when I was 12

+Oh I'm so Thursday about it...
-what? This is serious Mark.
+Honestly, Thursday

Expression:
Martha is so thursday!

by Rafita.le.cirque July 15, 2020

Thursday Night Shitefest

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.

Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.

by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020

Pooper Thursday

Originated in Lewis County, New York it is the day of the week that men will choose home over any other social function in anticipation of receiving anal sex.

I can't meet you for a drink tonight Darren, I'm going straight home since it's Pooper Thursday.

by Thisguy29 October 6, 2016