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vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.
by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017
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Vampiric Cunnilingus

The act of preforming oral sex on a memeber of the female gender, while she is on her period.
Guy 1: I just went down on my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Why is there blood all over your mouth?

Guy 1: It was Vampiric Cunnilingus
by Sgwaggle July 1, 2017
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Academic Vampire

An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.
That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.
by Litchick09 October 22, 2017
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Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

👍
by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022
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vampire clit

An ice cold, blood red clit that becomes aroused and pointy when night falls.
Yo man, sandy always gets vampire clit at 10 pm.
by Dazzledee October 4, 2013
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Prostate vampire

When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.
Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!
by Sick_lil_me September 5, 2019
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Vampires Kiss

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.
“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”
by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020
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