Steamer

One who lacks any mental capacity, otherwise known as a tool. Someone who often makes a total fool of themselves.

Did you see Emma at the party last night?
Yeah, what a Steamer!

by jellyfish94 January 11, 2011

Adirondack Steamer

When a man lays a steamy hot deuce down another man's chest and then proceeds to titty fuck him.

I's gunna give you an Adirondack Steamer boy and you's gunna like"

by Jethro Sipawitz January 16, 2011

Salisbury Steamer

when one takes a dump inside of a pussy and then sticks his cock in and pounds the poo deep inside til the poo starts to come out the sides of his manhood

"Sally loves the Salisbury Steamer, she cant get enuff of that sweet smell!"

by love2ride August 2, 2006

Steamer bean

when you are having intercourse with a female and you pull out and take a shit on her stomach - and let it steam

mike was banging a chick last night, and he rolled her over and gave her an arkansas steamer bean... she has not called him since

by El Nino Mike April 12, 2004

cleavland steamer

to shit on ones stomach while engaging in intercoaurse with a loved one.

Wow I get the smell off from that clevland steamer lastnight

by travis November 5, 2003

stanley steamer

When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.

I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.

by zacherzach January 4, 2007

Peppermint Steamer

After having anal sex with your partner using toothpaste as lube, your partner poops onto your chest.

We didn't have any lube last night, so we used toothpaste and then she pooped on my chest. We called it a peppermint steamer.

by L-Dog November 29, 2006