california pole smoker

Someone who sucks dick in california

The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.

by craplover3000 March 12, 2014

granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 4, 2015

dirty pole smoker

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

Tennessee Smoker

Same as a "cleveland steamer", but lit on fire

She got 2nd degree burns on her chest after yah boy dropped the Tennessee Smoker on her.

by Captive One July 26, 2015

Smoker's Strut

When you get so high that you start developing a certain exaggerated style to your walk.
Otherwise known as the Shaggy Rogers' Step.
"Okay J, gimme the chillum. You're done."
"What? Gimme one good reason why, dude."
"You just did the Smoker's Strut back to our seats."
"... A'ight."

"Okay J, gimme the chillum. You're done."
"What? Gimme one good reason why, dude."
"You just did the Smoker's Strut back to our seats."
".. A'ight."

by BlackMagicDaddy-O65 October 13, 2015

chod smoker

One who smokes chodes

Chris can be such a chod smoker

by bigsecy95☆ November 20, 2016