touch noodle

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot

"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"

by Kobra936 January 31, 2018

Noodle Sandwich

A tasty nutritious meal consisting of bread and noodles, normally the generic store brand costing around 11 pence a packet, eaten by students who have spent large sums of money on alcohol and are forced into poor eating habits. Normally accompanied by meals such as Pasta and Beans and Cheese on Toast.

"Man I'm so broke it looks like I'm back on the noodle sandwiches"
"Curry noodles are the nicest noodle sandwich filler"

by The Noodler September 1, 2013

Shit Noodle

When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.

Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."

Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."

Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."

by Shitnoodlefanatic October 19, 2009

noodle munchers

people of chinese origin

Ste-' we fancy a chinese for tea,
Lise- 'you fucking noodle munchers'

by noodle munching mam February 27, 2011

noodle whip

When you are eating spaghetti or other noodles, and you suck the noodles up so hard that they smack your cheeks and either stick, get sauce on, or grease up your face.

slow down on those noodles; you're going to get some serious noodle whip!

by taylove24 April 3, 2006

Nippy Noodles

Coldness which makes your nipples stiffen - very much like stipples, fripples (which are the name of the nipple in the cold).

'It's very nippy noodles today isn't it?'

by lollie July 6, 2003

ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.

John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.

by Nigga Nate, Big Thug, E. Hewrty & Love Bunny July 11, 2006