Jamaican manutschitch

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.

Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.

by Billy=D October 9, 2022

Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

Jamaican beetle-juice

XXXTentacion

Have you ever hear of the Jamaican beetle-juice

by jerry dow April 14, 2019

Jamaican Spliff

A Spliff longer than a car is consumed within 5 minutes

I got so wasted last night ,I had an Jamaican spliff

by DJ phyco July 28, 2016

jamaican sunburn

when one rubs their genitalia on a woman's face, til it turns red and irritable.

i just gave my girl a jamaican sunburn last night, and i like almost peed on her too.

by ddoubled's April 29, 2025

Jamaican fish bowl

Jamaican fish bowl is when you pee in a girls mouth and she swallows it this can not be done from distance or else it will be classified as a shower.

Jayden: Yo what did you guys do last night?
Ethan: i quenched her thirst last night
Jayden: Gatorade
Ethan: nah Jamaican fish bowl

by SchnitzelMan May 21, 2025

Jamaican perfume

The smell of weed

Terry said “Did you get a whiff of that? They smell of Jamaican perfume.”

by Weed lawyer January 8, 2023