Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014

Holla Grape

Holla Grape is a synonym of the phrase "well done". It can be used in the same situations but it sounds better.

"Hey holla grape to that touchdown"

"How would you like your steak cooked?"
"Oh I'l have it holla grape, thanks"

by JarryHawkslip November 25, 2013

pink grapes

The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor.

dude1: feed me more grapes slave
dude2: ok sir
dude1: PINK GRAPES

by your mom's left testicle July 7, 2012

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

Dirty Grapes

When you shove 10 or so grapes in your butthole and cover it with grape jelly then someone tosses your salad, fruit salad in this case and you push out the grapes during the act. Provides a snack to the giver and exiting enjoyment to the recipient.

They were doing a dirty grapes in my living room and got caught, assholes ran into my bathroom an used my towels to clean up!

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

harry grapes

A large dick that has very harry balls

Oh my you have some harry grapes

by Zade murky March 31, 2017