The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 18, 2019

Eskimo Biscuit

Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.

Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty June 25, 2022

Eskimo cousins

Two people who have slept with the same person.

Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.

by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025

Eskimo Kingdom

To create snowmen and other various snow structures in the snow.

Hills of snow

He built and Eskimo Kingdom

He ran over the Eskimo Kingdom

by Jurek19 June 24, 2012

eskimo wife

two girls who have had their first kiss from the same guy

girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!

by chocolatelover235 September 13, 2016

ESKIMO

TrevorMotherFuckinGuy!!

Have you met ESKIMO!!

by Skittlezz😍 May 15, 2016

eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril

I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.

by Zute October 12, 2023