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Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.
Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015
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coconut

a coconut is your mom
by poopsterer August 19, 2022
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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.
No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!
by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022
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Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.
Man that guys really coconutable
by Wrenthree May 29, 2024
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Coconuts

Coconuts: (noun) hood slang for a black man's testicles.

-coco = black; African-American; African}
-nuts = testicles; balls
"I'm getting smashed by some coconuts tonight. Wanna join in?"
by UrAverageBlackManz January 13, 2020
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zim zim coconut

an expression of extreme frustration and anger. It stems from an onomatopoeic aproximation of Hiro Nakamura's Japanese expression of frustation in Afica in episode 40 "Dying of the Light" of Heroes.
(after watching someone take the last parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve)
Zim Zim Coconut!
by gregbell76 February 28, 2009
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