child collar

one of wolfito's favorite children.

child collar: mOmMY cAn mE hAVE cAnnEd bE A nS
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*

wolfito: *wheezes*

by ton otiflow December 16, 2019

Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.

Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.

by Not1055 June 4, 2019

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

Childe effect

The Childe effect is the effect for which everyone wants to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them, it is named after the Genshin Impact character Tartaglia "Childe" the eleventh harbinger of the fatui

The Childe Effect: wanting to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them
everyone:"wow I hate Childe!!!"
everyone after a maximum of 2 days:"I want to fuck Childe in the ass!!!"

by Balls and Balls and Cock March 1, 2021

stepford child

Pre-programmed, lacking authenticity.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).

Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.

1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.

2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.

by SLim de Marko March 24, 2016

Brat Child

A. An annoying/obnoxious child.

B. Kevin Smith.
C. Not Kevin Smiths girlfriend, Kira.

You are such a brat child. So I had to prove you wrong.

by shestheenemy May 11, 2014

CHILD TRAFFICKING

Trafficking of children is a form of human trafficking and is defined by the United Nations as the "recruitment, transportation, transfer, harboring, and/or receipt" kidnapping of a child for the purpose of slavery, forced labor and exploitation.1:Article 3(c) This definition is substantially wider than the same document's definition of "trafficking in persons".1:Article 3(a) Children may also be trafficked for the purpose of adoption.

ALEX: hEY BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON?
ANON: YEAH BRO I DID, THE ONE WHERE THEY HAD 16 NIGERIAN CHILDREN LOCKED UP IN THE BASEMENT?
ALEX: 10/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN FOR THE CHILD TRAFFICKING

by NotAPedophile42069 August 6, 2020