jason todd-ed

get killed in a brutal way as jason todd (batman’s second robin) was

joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’

by jaybirdlovebot December 4, 2024

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Todd

Doesn’t know why the carpet is all wet. Married to Margo.

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!? I don’t KNOW Margo!

by T. Guadalupe January 16, 2022

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The guy who is clearly the center of everyone's attention. Although being so popular he is usually annoyed by all the lesser people trying to get his attention. By the end of the night most guys will usually have attitudes towards him because they are jealous he took their ladies home with him.

Party would have been great if Todd Martinson hadn't taken my girl to bed with him.

by King boogy December 12, 2023

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Todd

he is awesome and bahalled and was the fist to sign my year book he was also my first... he is best princepal ever and i love hime dearly. please mr Clarcsen notice me, love me, hunger for me, dream of me like i do u every night.

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I'll give u a nice present:)
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slather me in peanut butter Todd (Toddy Boy)

by PurpleOrangex2 December 16, 2023

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Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

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Todd

Todd is a social butterfly. Always active and loves soccer! He loves his family and is a romantic person. He’s considerate of everyone’s feelings which makes him indecisive sometimes. He’s really smart and hardworking but can enjoy a lazy Sunday watching tv and eating a big meal. He loves the beach and in n out like a true Californian lol. He has a good sense of humor and doesn’t take things too seriously.

Todd is so fun to be around he’s so spontaneous

by Ojossscafe July 12, 2020

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