stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

Taiwan Tampon

The act of placing your penis in a bloodied vagina and after ejaculating, going for round two with the toilet.

Hey bro I just gave Trinity a Taiwan Tampon!

by Hardleftnipple September 14, 2017

tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.

Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.

by Airhorns @ Midnight August 19, 2016

Tampon schlagen

Mit einer frau die ihre Periode hat sexuelle Handlungen durchführen wie zum Beispiel Sex oder fisting

Das Wort entstand durch ein Missverständnis

Es würde eigentlich tannenbaum schlagen gesagt

Danach haben wir darüber diskutiert was man unter Tampon schlagen verstehen kann

by Helden February 21, 2022

tampon

something that goes inside a coochie

jesus: do you know what a tampon is?
fed: yeah my mom used it.

by fjejcjrnvf April 19, 2020

Tampon

How girls first loose their virginity

Girl-omg I lost my virginity last night

Girls friend-By who!!!

Girl-My first tampon hoe😍💦🍆

by Moto Moto Pp March 14, 2019

used tampon

a man of ill-repute

"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022