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Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
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vinegar strokes

When one masturbates and is on the brink of orgasm and one knows they can't hold it back any longer the face that follows is known as Vinegar Strokes
Jon: Yo man, I came so hard yesterday and my girl took a picture of my face!

Josh: HA! lemme see the picture!?--WHOA! nice VINEGAR STROKES bro!
by CAKE_CMK! August 22, 2016
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yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.
Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!
by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016
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Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.
"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."
by BurtVid January 16, 2013
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Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome
My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!
by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012
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Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.
Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !
by Qaskeo September 2, 2013
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Typo Stroke

Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.
John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?

Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?
by Romrom June 14, 2012
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