bishop

is a joke! known by many people through their hometown framingham but nowhere else because they bums

i’m kinda scared i’m bishop

by bishop slayer July 24, 2023

Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023

Bishoped

When a friend lies about how long they will be gone

Friend: He still hasn’t gotten back?
Friends 2: I think he Bishoped you deadass

by Pale Nigga December 20, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Bishop Braddock

The hottest gym coach you will ever meet. He might have a beard and there’s one girl that is head over hills in love with him.

Ex: That girl right there is in love with Bishop Braddock

by Peanut27 February 20, 2021

Bishop

The best, most perfect, most smartest person alive. He also has a 9 inch cock.

He is a very Bishop person.

by Yes it’s 9 inches March 5, 2021