Classical Music

Modern pop culture does not hate it because its "boring", they hate the people who listen to it because it makes themselves feel "smart" and "deep".

Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".

For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.

Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.

Upon posting this definition of "classical music", a ragtag lynch mob composed of angry college professors, browbeaten Asians with violins, and dweeby bookworms has assembled before my home half a second later to have me tarred and feathered.
by C Tan April 28, 2006
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Classic Rock

One of the worst forms of music EVER. There were a few, decent songs from this era, and stressing the word few. This genre of music took place mainly from the late 1960's to early 1980's. No one is sure why it got the name "Classic" because most of its music is utter garbage. What is worse is that the majority of music stations still play this slop, unwilling to let go of the past. The music itself is nothing but noise. "Classic" Rock junkies claim that the greatest guitarists came from this era but wailing a electric guitar for 8 minutes straight does not take as much skill and making an acoustic guitar sing. The song lyrics for most songs were about three things. Sex, drugs and rock. That is fine sometimes but there creativity lacked so much during this era. Most performers so were so strung out on coke, blow, etc that mindless lemming followers still hung onto everything they played.
Young Child - "Dad why do all those men have scary looking paint on their faces and why do they stick their tongues out?"

Dad - "That's the members of the Classic Rock band KISS son. The band's music is so horrible, they try to attract attention in another way."

Young Child - "OK I think I get it. Hey Dad! Did you just hear a cat squeal?"

Dad - "No son. That was actually Brian Johnson, lead singer for AC/DC."
by wxman3441 October 04, 2010
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Classic Rock

What my parents used to listened too
You still listen to Classic Rock? What the hell's wrong with you?
by Spikesy July 18, 2006
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classic abigail

Something very predictable done by someone named Abigail
Abigail knocks over drink
Friend: classic Abigail, always knocking stuff over
by Skiierboy19 October 13, 2017
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Cunt Classic

Another name for a girls softball tournament.
Lisa - "Hey Jina, you playin in the cunt classic"
Jina - "yeah, but after we win, we should scissor afterwards."
by Corey Jackson July 25, 2008
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Old Classic

15 Drinks Preferably Full Calorie Beers for Nauseating effects
I dont think were hittin the old classic tonight dude.
by meusyou January 28, 2008
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Classical Guitar

A guitar with nylon, carbon or gut strings. Typically used to play Western Art Music, however it is also used frequently in Latin settings.
The sound of the Classical Guitar echoed beautifully through the church.
by Scott Jolicoeur January 17, 2022
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