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THANOS

VERY HOT MEN LOOK LIKE GRAPE
NOT FAT
EVERYONE'S DREAM MAN
ME THE HOT YES CHILL OF YES YOU NO
YOU FAT
Thanos beautiful
by THANOS_IS_BEATIFU March 6, 2020
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Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.
Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH
by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020
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Thanos

I fat shriveled prune looking for some pebbles to lob at a couple of slightly strong people. Also he has a ball sack chin and a gold cum sock.
Oh no it's that fat purple bloke. Whats his name? Ah yes Thanos.
by xd_erectgamer_69 May 21, 2020
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Thanos Shift

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.
“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”
by CaveJohnson94 June 9, 2020
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Thanos

This dude is a big wrinkly grape with a shiny glove and an obsession with coloured stones
Do you think Thanos will get the stones
by Mollyjadethemarvelwhore July 26, 2020
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Thanos

Someone who killed spider-man and made iron man sacrifice his self to make people cry 😢
Thanos when he got surgery they said let’s do surgery on a grape
by Georgie-Plays-YT September 29, 2020
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thanos tower

An sc tower in ring 1 of jtoh
OMFG I JUST BEAT THANOS TOWER OMG
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
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