Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.

Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.

by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014

texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.

Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo

by SCnative July 18, 2016

Texas Surprise

(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.

"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"

"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"

by Auralius June 5, 2013

Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.

Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Texas Taze

When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.

Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 29, 2018

Iredell Texas

Small ass town in the middle of Texas. Population 360, but varies based when the pipeliners leave for the oil rigs. Known around Texas as Snuff City, and Iredellians are proud of it!

Hey, there's a bonfire after the 6 man game tomorrow night in Iredell Texas. Wanna go?
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.

by backinthesticks February 20, 2011