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or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.
Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.
by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024
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terrorist%20raccoon

Terrorist raccoon is cool guy who loves femboys and has infinite rizz he also wants to fuck me for some reason idk.
That’s a terrorist%20raccoon there
by 4buu March 27, 2023
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Stochastic Terrorist

Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.

Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 12, 2024
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Conspiracy Terrorist

n. someone who believes in conspiracy theories and commits terrorist events to the “threatening object of conspiracy”

this came to my mind while i was taking a bath.
Dude, the other day, a conspiracy terrorist attacked 5G tower with pistol.
by Nillus May 21, 2021
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Family terrorist

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.
Are we having the family terrorist over for the holidays?
by Melitsaha December 26, 2020
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Terrorist

Yeah, no, I keep saying I'm not that but you've all kind of decided to attribute to me all of the things I'm not and none of the things that I am.
Hym "Yeah, I mean 'terrorist' is a strong word... I prefer 'Lord and champion of the conceptual realm! Greatest mind who has ever lived! Better than everyone!' And 'Terrorists' implies that I use 'violence or the threat of violence for political reasons' whereas I use 'Being smarter and better than everyone to both solve the greatest mystery of the modern age and create A.I.' The threats of violence are superfluous and necessarily undercut my unparalleled brilliance. It's like Escanor's axe. I'm TOO brilliant so I need something to make me LESS powerful."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Nature Terrorist

When a natural disaster damages "attacks" a major goverment building.
OMG!!!!!!!!! a nature terrorist just struck Washington D.C. with a 5.8 magnitude earth quake
by Pmoneyman August 28, 2011
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