Talking to Walls

an amazing and really not too hard to do activity
A) Find a person that doesnt care too much about what you think or say

or, the easiest of the 2

B) Walk up to a wall, quite cautiously in fact, because some walls are very paranoid, politly introduce yourself and being talking to it as if it were listening to you, as we all know that walls are not sentient beings, as opposed to the mattress*, who we all know are poached in the swamplands of Sqornshellous Zeta, dried out and sold to sleep on.

(*everything about the mattress is accredited by Douglas Adams)

A) Talking to her is like talking to a wall

B) If you get bored, try talking to walls

by moose face...cakes May 19, 2006

fudge talk

Dirty talk that takes place during anal intercourse

Our fudge talk has recently been a one-sided affair, as Shannon is generally wincing in pain during.

by SeeFore May 17, 2014

Tesla-talk

Smalltalk revolving around Tesla ownership, prevalent in Silicon valley.

I have to listen at least 20mins of Tesla-talk during our team lunch every week.

by Sandorn February 1, 2020

talking exclusively

Getting to know someone you really like , solely without any outside distractions such as entertaining anyone else on that level.

I like you a lot but I don't want to rush into anything to soon. How do you feel about talking exclusively?

by Oscofficial August 15, 2017

Talk Olympics

The never ending conversation that ensues after your girlfriend says "lets talk."

I came home and she said we need to talk and the conversation went on so long I felt like I was in the Talk Olympics.

by DoubleDDave July 14, 2009

Thizz talk

Deeeep-ass conversations you get in with your bros when you're rolling (high on MDMA). Usually a few hours long, very in depth, and highly bond-forming. Thizz talk makes thizz buddies, a different kind of friend.

"Hey, what'd you think of Kieth?"

"Fuck, after that thizz talk, i feel like his brother."

by yblok? August 9, 2009

Talking Gus

To be talking utter shit.

"I got scouted by Man United once"
"Shut up your clearly talking gus again"

by Steve Crow May 9, 2007