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New York Taco

When you get so drunk you puke in the girl's box while eating her out.
Example 1: Eight beers, six shots, two lips and one New York Taco.

Example 2: I was hungry late-night, but I was so drunk that all I ended up with was a New York Taco.
by thepoodlebites February 24, 2009
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Taco Smell

Slang word for the fast-food chain Taco Bell. Also can define the smell of a pussy.
Do you want to go to Taco Smell, Barfy's}, {Hardon's}, or {Pizza Slut?
by andy1 May 16, 2005
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Taco Salad

Taco Salad is a meal generally composed of meat, vegetables, and hard tortilla shells or chips - tossed together with cheeses and sauces, which, is essentially...traditional tacos (smashed and crunched up), creating a fun and unique salad experience! FUN!!!

Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!

Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!

INGREDIENTS:

1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce

PREPARATION:

Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.

In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.

This taco salad serves 4 to 6!

For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!

Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.
Jake: MMMMM! Great taco salad, mom! Even better than last Tuesday!
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.
by Stamper August 25, 2005
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Taco Sac

The smell of taco coming from a males sac, gooch, or asshole area. Usually occurs after sweating.
I just played a tough game of basketball and now I have mad taco sac!

I can smell your taco sac from here!
by John Johnstein March 27, 2009
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aco-taco

oh my god, I was with my new b/f last night and we ran into my ex...ACO-TACO
by abradley February 19, 2012
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Taco Tuesday

The best thing that Tuesday's have to offer after 3PM.
3 tacos for $0.99 at Del Taco!
Andrew: What are you doing after school?
Vincent: Going to Del Taco.
Andrew: How come? What's going on there?
Vincent: Dude, are you kidding me? It's Taco Tuesday today! Gonna grab me 15 tacos for $5!
by djphotik May 12, 2006
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dogshit taco

The cuss word that Eric Cartman says in Southpark: Bigger Longer and Un-Cut.
Sadam Hussein is a massive dogshit taco.

Matt Nolting eats many of dogshit tacos daily.
by Billy May 3, 2005
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