tabs

talking about sum

“he texted me tabs “i miss you” 🤣🤣”

by babyjwyo November 23, 2025

Tabernacle octopus

A panty raider wanting to titty-fuck the girls at the party the more 211 she drinks

You see Sabrina turn into a tabernacle octopus after that shooottttgggguuuuunnnn!!!!

by Mrbrowndeliveryd December 15, 2025

Church tabernacle

its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people

do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped

by justin von wolfgang January 17, 2008

pulling tabs

often a term used to describe somebody who sells drugs, or does drugs incase of tapped phones or suspicious by-standers

"yeah he's pulling tabs over at the park, I know its kinda weird.

by Manimack-So-Best-So-Lean May 7, 2009

Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.

"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"

by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011

wet tablesaw

When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.

The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.

by June May 14, 2015

Fifty Tabs of Grey

Somebody who has a fuck-ton of BDSM porno open all at once in their browser.

Girl 1: "He opened up his laptop so we could watch Netflix, and it was all like Fifty Tabs of Grey!"
Girl 2: "Eeewww"

by photogriphiff March 18, 2018