The revolt of the smokers union

A sarcastic comment uttered by a non smoker in the form of an announcement, to signify disapproval when a group of friends at a party get up and go outside for a cigarette.

Firend: "what's going on over there?"
Non Smoker: (with a sarcastic tone) "ahhhh here we go, it's time for the revolt of the smokers union, disgusting habit!!"

by Britney Sparkles June 2, 2025

smoker butt

the flattening of one's butt when taking up smoking

Damn, that lady has smoker butt.

by Buns McGee December 4, 2024

Weed Smokers Blues

When a weed smoker becomes addicted and uses it to smoke the blues away

Person 1: My boyfriend left me, I'm rolling up I can't stand my sober mind right now
Person 2: So you have the Weed Smokers Blues

by ChessZheng November 11, 2025

Pole Smoker

Someone who sucks dick. Slobs the knob, tonsil tickler.

Joey Villarreal is a pole Smoker.

by Joeysucksfleshcigars March 10, 2018

The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011

pee pee smoker

One who smokes pee pees

Sarah is a pee pee smoker

by Grizzle adams May 9, 2018

E-smoker

One who enjoys the pleasant hobby of using an e-cigarette (or personal vaporizer), as an alternative to smoking regular cigarettes. A non-obnoxious alternative to the classic 'vapist'!

'That girl vapes with such a chilled out cool about her... Not a care in the world! So glad she's a casual e-smoker rather than an annoying vapist... '

by Batman13 July 13, 2016