Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

Incest

Kevin Twello Twello Twello Incest

by Aidsyxxxxxxzzzzzz August 21, 2020

Kevin

“A Big Fat Black Bitch”

Kevin is a big black bitch

by annajsjajajeis November 24, 2019

kevin

a stupid selfish nerd who brags about his so called smarts and he is really up set abut the definitions of him,he covers up his weaknesses,loves history and tech more than any thing in the world.

I'm kevin

by Ivan Novackoca June 1, 2018

Kevin

An amazing guy that loves wearing hoodies and sweatpants. He’s so caring, sweet, funny, and just knows how to make your day better. He’s always there when you need him. He loves rap music such as xxxtentacion and juice wrld. When he has a girl he will be loyal to them and always keep a conversation going when something is wrong. Doesn’t matter what time it is, he’s always there for you. He’s quite shy and hides his emotions and thoughts a lot, but just tell him that everything is going to be okay. He’s never rude to someone unless someone is being RUDE.

Girl: I just got with Kevin
Friend: lucky you!

by HeyItsAnyssaIGuess January 10, 2021