swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 28, 2017

swamp smut

a smelly slut that you would have to have sex with outside next to a swamp because that would be the only thing that smells worse than her

i had to take that swamp smut somewhere that smelled worse than her.

by billy's wife June 01, 2010

swamp tit

Self explanatory

I need to change my bra I have swamp tit.

Hang on while I put deodorant on my swamp tit.

I need to shower my swamp tit is getting out of control.

I wanna motorboat your swamp tit.

by Baloney nipples January 11, 2014

swamp muffin

A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.

Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?

Because that pussy is always so wet!

by Sorry_NotSorry November 06, 2017

Swamp Kraken

Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)

Bro, look at that pissed off, Swamp Kraken going off on that guy over there....

by C.hustle January 10, 2023

Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.

That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

by Country Fun truck March 10, 2018

Swamp donkey

I’m baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double

Damn Ben Dover just hit a SWAMP DONKEY of Anna Bortion

by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 21, 2022