by johnymachine September 14, 2009
Someone who has immense swagger and only skill is having sex with women at any time, in any location.
by The NaveyMen May 22, 2021
Libyan men are very rare, they are either very majestic and sexy or ugly ass fobs. Libyan men usually have beautiful curly hair or wavy hair, but many of them use 100k hair gel leading to their hair falling out, which is why many Libyan fathers are bald or have a receding hair line. Their sense in fashion is top tier and usually you see them around driving a Kia, Hyundai or Toyota. But be aware, if you find a Libyan man sliding in your dm’s you may not be the only one 🙉.
Hey, guess what! Someone just dm’ed me and told me the most heart melting thing I have ever heard. His hair is so fluffy but his father is bald, what a weird thing..but anyway he posted a story of his white Toyota! -Oh, is he Libyan by any chance? Yes? How did you know! -Oh trust me girl, I know Libyan men by heart, you’re not the only one that got a dm!
by أريج 🫶🫶 February 19, 2023
A very powerful gang who wants to return to monke. Usually found in central america but their influence spreads worldwide.
by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020
what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'
news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich November 09, 2022
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023