Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

(For more information refer to Lego loading)

Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading

Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Legos for Adults

a term used by the firearms community for building out your own AR-15. Typically it means assembling the pieces of a stripped lower receiver and/or upper receiver. The components are all mil-spec are seamlessly connect with one another for a multitude of various companies and options.

"man, building your own AR really is like legos for adults, it's so fun"

by Anon930 December 08, 2020

Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 05, 2019

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 29, 2019

lego politics

A term used when describing life because "lego politics" is pointless to anyone other than a lego.

John: Look on the bright side you're living!
Sean: Life is lego politics bro, it's pointless and worthless

by GGATOR April 17, 2017

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 15, 2021