Jared

A natural reader and a god among men.

Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.

by Ravenhat June 14, 2021

jared

he is autistic and looks like a pumpkin with a monobrow

Jared looks very autistic today and should be beaten p

by monkez November 14, 2023

Jared

Someone who is always willing to love , someone who is loving , someone who is handsome , someone who is sexy , someone who is litteraly the best guy , he can act gay but he’s just joking , he laughs a lot at simple things , you can say poop and he’ll burst out laughing ,is very broke but very resourceful, he’ll do about anything to not be bored but he is a great guy , if you get a Jared in life he rules , Jared’s can certainly be mean but at the end he’ll be nice 😊

I just met jared I might as well buy a lotto ticket with this luck

by Theguywhodefines😢 November 23, 2021

Jared

A guy that gets absolutely no maidens. No bitches. No damsels. No female significant other. Or male significant other, for that matter. He gets nobody. He is alone, and will forever be alone. He loves Friday Night Funkin' and anime, and watches them nonstop.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.

*at a party*
"Yo you seen my boy Jared?"
"Nah he's at home playin FNF."
"Damn that's too bad."

by Drexsanity November 4, 2022

Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and sweet human being to ever live and the loml

I love Jared, aka my Zuskashikute

by leng lee July 21, 2021

Jared

A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.

Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.

by Directx420 October 16, 2019

Jared

A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.

"Jared, we're through!"

by C0nman February 22, 2019