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Jared

They will break your heart and they will tell you want you want to hear before you fall for them make sure you know what your getting into because your getting ready for a heartbreaking experience and you will always carry that
I fell for a Jared he broke my heart because he said “ I like you too” little did I know he just wanted to leave me heartbroken
by 68283 April 19, 2019
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Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.
David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.
by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019
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a misogynistic douchebag who doesn't know how to take a hint, but when he does he gets pissed off at you. he also has terrible road rage, and can't complete simple tasks over and over without getting irritated i.e. has zero patience. the kind of guy who will take you on a date as more than friends when it actually is just a friend date and will ruin your favorite music with memories of how he let his attraction to you get in the way of allowing you to have a good time.
wow did you hear what he did to jessica? what a jared.
by mikayla29102 May 5, 2019
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Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.
Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.
by ww2 xd May 10, 2019
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Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed
Jared is not smart at all
by Big lil j May 11, 2019
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Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.
He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.
by ~Q November 29, 2019
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a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body
You finally broke up with Jared!
by yeudeudkdksksksk December 5, 2019
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