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FlightAware stalker

One who enjoys stalking flights on their computer screen from the comfort of their home usually on the popular website of FlightAware.com
I know where the Mets charter flight is in the air,dude don't be a FlightAware stalker.
by Bobby Snobby April 16, 2009
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Workout stalker

One who derives pleasure from watching others workout so that he or she can duplicate their workout.

Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".

Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.

Closely related to the one upper.
Kris: "I must admit, this new competitive James is a breath of fresh air."

James: "I'm not competing."

Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."

James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."
by ThrilledAtHome June 20, 2013
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No stalk

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.
Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.
by Maximum Carter February 26, 2010
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stalker button

The facebook button at the bottom of pages that says "Older posts..." Until then, you were just seeing what's up. Once you press that button, you have entered "stalker status."
Janice, you need to get over your ex and stop looking at his facebook. You are so obsessed, you clicked his stalker button five times.
by andbenwaslike April 17, 2009
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Stalker Love

(Stalker Love):
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.

2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.

Some call it a stalking some call it Love.

In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them
Lenore:"That Mary is such a stalker, she needs to move on and quit sending Tim and his new gf Sally messages. It's sick."

Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."

Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."

Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."

Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"

Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"
by Obsessed Stalker September 6, 2010
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STALKER

Acronym meaning Scavenger, Trespasser, Adventurer, Loner, Killer, Explorer, Robber. Typically lone wolf types that infiltrate dangerous areas to smuggle out loot to sell.
Any and all STALKERS caught attempting to sneak into The Zone will be shot on sight by the military patrols.
by FunkySmellingFinger April 13, 2015
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stalkbook

To cyber-stalk people via Facebook or (heaven forbid) myspace.
Girl 1: Dude, those guys were bomb!
Girl 2: Seriously bomb. Let's go home and stalkbook them!
by JMoney Leonhart January 24, 2009
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