Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

by Frostwulf August 10, 2012

scrampy

A way to describe anything negative.

That food looks scrampy. She is acting scrampy. The service at the restaurant was scrampy.

by sethJJ October 22, 2011

Scrambled Egg

Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.

The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Scrambled-Vaus

Scramble and Vaus may be used as substitute words in possibly ANY saying.
Vaus representing the noun. (Vaus in plural form is no different from it's singular form.)
And scramble representing the verb or adjective.
Background: Arkanoid 1988

"That's not the way the cookie crumbles"=
"That's not the way the vaus scrambles"

"Don't count your chickens before they've hatched"=
"Don't count your vaus before they've scrambled"

"My... Your daughter surely looks beautiful today"
"My... Your vaus surely looks scrambled today"

by Mr Weegels April 12, 2005

scrambla

a person who eggs their friends house and the friend doesnt know it..but the egger blames it on an ex-boyfriend

barbatos nickname is scrambla cuz she egged this bitches house and blamed it on her ex b-f haha

by redhead August 24, 2005

filipitus scramotus

something that i say when i'm bored. also see the definition of "fuck" and "bored".

"fuck" i'm bored!

by curved shit October 3, 2003

Shramik

A loser....the best kind the only kinda of best kind of loser, a loser who only loses at winning to lose, he was chosen to fail. Just like Jesus was chosen to die.

Jesus was almost like Shramik.

by Buns Honey Buns December 26, 2011