Spongebob

Calling someone Spongebob implies they are being a square and are wearing their square pants. A square is a sensible, straight laced, often boring person.

Harry: You coming out tonight John? It’s going to be a messy one.
John: No mate, I'm going to get an early night.
Harry: Come on! Don’t be such a Spongebob.

by openthewindowwide September 22, 2014

Spongebob Squarepants

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

by Koolkay109 May 9, 2018

spongebob sqare nuts

When u have to make a joke in stem class or when your as bored as hell

Hey dude guess what is funnier than 69 spongebob sqare nuts

by Sir vbwd February 6, 2018

spongebob

a really smart kid that looks like a fictional character.

haha you look like spongebob. (meaning your smart :)

by bob to the sponge October 10, 2008

Spongebob

The thick mixture of jizz and period blood.

Dude 1: Aw man, yesterday was terrible.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I went home to a spongebob on my living room floor.
Dude 2: Aw man that sucks.

by FISHizzle October 6, 2012

SPONGEBOBBEN

its when u female spiderman a lame ass nigga before he can superman you

my girls and i went out spongebobben on some lame ass niggas last night.

by jennibabi January 11, 2008

Spongebob

Spongebob: when someone sponges off of you financially.

Dude, stop being such a spongebob. The next round of drinks are on you!

by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011