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Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.
"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."
by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015
mugGet the Analog Spammug.

gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.
Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."
by YaBoiDoubleA June 5, 2018
mugGet the gram spammug.

Spam slam

To be slapped with a guys penis during sex while he shoves his whole fist up her vigina
by Zerran January 14, 2017
mugGet the Spam slammug.

Spam Central

A of place drama and antics, spam central is one of the central hubs of posting for the website FlyFF World. Here the users of the site are allowed to post as they wish, with the least amount of moderation.

This increased "freedom" often leads to drama however, arguably what makes it so popular. There are many small social groups, one of which a user often has to become a part of to be "accepted" into Spam Central. Much like the animal kingdoms, there are "Alpha Males" who rule over the rest of the members.

New members to are usually shunned until they gain experience of build up a "reputation".
A Typical Thread in Spam Central might go like this -
Member A: Omg, I post pix
Member B: Omg, u r so hawt
Member C: Omg, no wai man, she is a camel
Member A: Omg Fu fu fu
Member B: Omg A, u r so hawt
Member D: <NONSENSICAL CRAP>
Member C: <Various pictures of cats and kittens with captions>
Member A: Lulz.
by Joseth February 22, 2008
mugGet the Spam Centralmug.

spamming jesus

The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.
I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.
by uday January 3, 2009
mugGet the spamming jesusmug.

spam dubs

In the martial arts tricking community, refers to when trickers who only do double twisting flips and twists, most of the time without any kicks at all.
Guy 1: "Look at that kid,all he does is spam dubs!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he never kicks at all, isn't that just bad gymnastics?"
by kicksssss October 17, 2011
mugGet the spam dubsmug.

spam page

Spam pages are accounts on Instagram that post 1083638 times a day. The owners are usually gay and/or a local.

A lot of the time, spam page owners are ran by white people who act/want to be black.

Their posts usually consist of a reaction video with some dumbass title that has nothing to do with the video/post. Some of their captions could include “omg I didn’t sleep at all today sksksksk” or “I hate school sksksksk”

A good percent of spam pages are fans of Nicki Minaj, Lana Del Rey, Ariana Grande, or a KPop group.
Becky: omg I just ate a salad I should go post it on my spam page

Bethany: omg yes girl
by JayIsReallyGay August 18, 2019
mugGet the spam pagemug.

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